đď¸ Hey Fam! Youâre LIVE! On The Set, Iâm Kareem Jackson, âŚ
Whatâs up, yâall? Itâs your boy Kareem Jackson, cominâ at ya with some breaking news thatâs hotter than a Black Summer BBQ! We told you so! Yep, âcause Joe Biden is stepping down from the U.S. Presidential race this November! Yeah, you heard me right, Uncle Joe, granPapa Joe⌠is out! Kamala Harris IN???!!!
Remember when we dropped the âUndecided Black KC and Expat Voter’s Guideâ? Some folks got all up in arms, but we told you whatâs what. We said it straight, didnât we? We said folks were mad, and weâre leaninâ towards Donald Trump and The Couch. And look at us now, we called it! Trump won the election, despite that crazy assassination attempt the other day.
Man, that was a wild ride!
And now, Biden steps down.
We told you! Sorry Fam, but, Biden just ain’t (wasnât) a strong candidate. Trumpâs no saint either, we know heâs got a rap sheet longer than my grocery list, but hey, people forget that being the U.S. President isnât just about beating American politicians. Our Prez has to battle with Putin, Kim Jong-un, and those aggressive leaders in Africa, China, and all around the world.
And now, with Biden out, we were right!
Now letâs talk about the hot gossip.
VP Kamala Harris and Michelle Obamaâs names are being thrown around. But we got some other folks in the mix like Gavin Newsom, Andy Beshear, Josh Shapiro, and Gretchen Whitmer.
Get in hereâŚ
Between you and me.. NONE of them stand a chance against Trump head-to-head.
This whole thing is a straight-up Shit Show! Even former President Obama wanted Joe out, and him along with Nancy Pelosi were the only ones brave enough to say it out loud. Until now, that the truth is out there for everyone to see!
This is historic, people!
The first time weâve seen a U.S. President step down since Lyndon Johnson in 1968.
Whatâs that? My tech is giving me a card updateâŚ
And now, breaking news update!
Biden just nominated Kamala Harris -after all.
I told you, itâs a Shit Show! This has got to be for show, just to keep that re-election money flowing. We all know Biden and Harris donât get along. Imagine being -yet another– Black woman having to watch âher bossâ, a lesser functioning white man, be above you when you deserve that position. And now she still has to “…earn and win this Nomination…” in her own words.
But hold up, Obama hasnât endorsed Kamala yet either. Heâs talking about ââŚcreating a process for an outstanding nominee to emergeâŚâ at the Dem National Convention in August 2024.
Facts: If Biden had won the election and something happened to him, Kamala would have been President, anyway, right?
But now, theyâre slow to endorse her for the election. Thatâs weird, right?
Letâs be real, Kamalaâs got some issues. Sheâs frustrated Black Americans with her stance on reparations and that infamous 60-Minutes interview where she said she âwouldnât do something just for Black peopleâŚâ. Plus, sheâs got a white husband and sheâs half Indian, half Jamaican. She may have gone to Howard University, but sheâs got a âmixedâ and âdillutedâ focus, yâall.
Meanwhile!
And donât forget, Bidenâs been on lockdown at his crib in Delaware âcause heâs got Covid.
Politico.com says he got a wake-up call, some inside data showing his path to victory was gone! Trump was even beating Biden in the NBC Poll 47% to 45%! Some polls had Biden in single and teen digits, too.
But hereâs the good news:
Kamala Harris is now the first Black-ish, female nominee.
But, instead of celebrating that historic moment, weâre caught up in the Shit Show. Kamala needs to do some serious crisis management to win over Black voters, but sheâs got the funds and operations behind her. And the big question is, who will she choose as her VP?
Stay tuned, folks! This is gonna be one crazy ride to the election. This is Kareem Jackson, keepinâ it real and keepinâ it live. Peace out! đď¸
